Dining Solo

Being single is okay most of the time for me. The one time it is nice to have someone with me is when dining out. I made it to my destination and was looking forward to a quiet dinner in a nice restaurant sipping a merlot. I ended up at Bob Evans because I couldn't find anyplace else. Fine. I ordered my meal and the waitress brought my iced tea. I got up to use the toilet and was only gone 3 minutes, really! Anway, when I returned to the table, the busboy had already cleaned it off. As if eating alone isn't bad enough. Why does everyone expect couples anyway? I guess next time I'll bring a jacket and leave it on the seat. Would someone then take it and place it in the Lost & Found?